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Willies, Labia and Pricasso

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Artists are amazing people whose creativity we all admire and now that I’ve uploaded the “art work” what more can I say?

I ask you dear readers would you be prepared to have a Willies Wall Hanging decorating your home? Or perhaps Labia dangling form your ears is what you may fancy. What say you?

These images courtesy of sulz and whatnottocrochet for your viewing enjoyment.

A perfect companion piece is Tim Patch, who was finding it difficult to crack the art market until he dipped his quill in the ink, so to speak. Under the artistic pseudonym “Pricasso“, Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.

Science Announcement

A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium.Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one resction to take over four days to complete when it normally takes less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium’s mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

More Words from Letters

desiderata.jpgIf you haven’t read Desiderata for bloggers yet then please do.

“Said to have been discovered in a Baltimore church cellar in 1692, actually penned in 1927 and cranked out decades later on fake parchment to adorn the bedroom walls of millions of kids like me who came of age in the seventies, Desiderata is a modern junk classic, its bite-sized peace ‘n’ love wisdom wedges one of the last twitches of a sixties generation that had already begun to trade its tie-dyed shirts and cut-offs for leisure suits and MBAs. With bloggers having cut themselves off into their own little world so far they even rate their very own health tips, comes a new Desiderata.”
For Bloggers only.

If you haven’t read The 20 Blogging Commandments then read them before you leave the site.
“And so it came to pass that in the realm of blogging, its participants paused for five nanoseconds five short months ago to contemplate the arrival of Letters Home to You. Its author has now unexpectedly unearthed a long-lost fragment of the WordPress Blogging Bible, which he now realizes would have been a great help to a first-time blogger undertaking this most difficult of tasks. He now passes it on to you, in the hope it will be of some use. “

A hat tip to terraflora.

Humor Blogs

Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is making plans to go to Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Not to watch the games though. She found out that the sex workers there are banding together to form “a cooperative brothel.“ Click the image to read the story.
I honestly don’t know which I find more amusing — the butt ugly crochet displayed or the comments. But every time I visit this blog I get a belly laugh. Click and be prepared to howl.